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Your tenure also has a version number.
Years in the seat. Which quarter of your tenure year. Business days into it — plus a build number that counts every one you have ever logged. Weekends don’t ship.
3.2.40+888
A worked example: 3.2.40+888 is 3 years in, quarter 2 of the year, 40 business days into it. Build 888 — every business day they have ever logged. Tomorrow adds one, assuming tomorrow is a workday.
| Years | completed years in the seat | 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Quarters | 1 to 4, counted from your anniversary, not January | 2 |
| Days | Monday to Friday since the quarter began, no holiday calendar | 40 |
| Build | cumulative business days, never resets | +888 |
| Approved by | no one | — |
cc: your manager · HR · nobody
Performance summary
- Consistently present on business days. Weekends show no activity, as designed.
- Demonstrates strong alignment with the calendar.
- Areas for development: none identified. Areas for identification: none developed.
Next review cycle begins the moment this one ends. Please continue to accrue.
Retain it for your records
Bookmark the page and it recalculates every business morning. Add colleagues to it — your team, your department, everyone who started the same week — and the whole roster accrues in one place. No approval is required.
Nine presentation formats are cleared for internal use: an out-of-office reply, a timesheet on green-bar fanfold, a stock ticker of your career, a slide that says CONFIDENTIAL and offers three bullets. The birthday themes are not available here, and frankly would not be appropriate.